This story already has over 200 FB shares on Veterans Today: http://www.veteranstoday.com/2012/10/01/now-it-can-be-told-the-real-reason-obama-was-nearly-devoured-by-carnivorous-plesiosaurs-on-mars/
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| The man-eating martian plesiosaur that nearly devoured Barack Obama, who teleported to Mars via a CIA “jump room” (according to Alfred Webre) |
So now I’m begging a famous, Yale-educated lawyer to sue me. Am I crazy?